this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma
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im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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theres a Meme Page in the yearbook
our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
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it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
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- Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
sure human ghosts are scary but no one mentions the ghosts of sharks that’s 100x more terrifying there are ghost sharks all around us probably
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